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[canmakemore]

"Dare valore al mio tempo, sí?"

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[ text || latest o'clock day 307 || misfire ]

[pratentious]

Don't think this will earn noʎ any favours. You'll have chores running out your nose when this is over.

[canmakemore]

Goodness. What have I done to earn such ire?

[pratentious]

Oh, good. You've remembered how to respond. It's only been a battle and a day since I heard from you last.

[canmakemore]

[Ah. Well. If it's going to be like this...]

It is because I secretly hate you and have been agonizing over how to tell you.

[pratentious]

[ omg caterina pls. ]

Very mature, Merlin, truly. I'll be certain to let Morgana know you've decided feigning death is the only way to get away from us.

[canmakemore]

Oh no that is much too complicated. I will just be killing the both of you instead.

[pratentious]

And now we're adding treason to the list. Are you going for some sort of record?

[canmakemore]

Yes, there is a prize involved. I have a wager on it.

[pratentious]

A poor one at that. Stop being an idiot and come home already.

[canmakemore]

I regret to inform you that I have found another residence.

[pratentious]

[ ... Again? Arthur could argue it, but over these bracelets? It seems undignified. ]

Will you not at least say goodbye to the others? I can send your stuff along, if you'd like.