fasjhgafsgjhfas oh my god caterina no DAMMIT DON'T MAKE HIM USE THE DOOR DOORS ARE FOR NORMAL PEOPLE BT HE IS NOT A NORMAL PERSON HE HATES CLIMBING STAIRS AND YOU'RE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.]
È vero, you probably should.
[WELL HE'S ALREADY FORMULATING PLAN B, FUCK YOU CONTESSA HE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY IN THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE STAIRS.]
[Feigning innocence, Caterina blinks and pretends not to understand what Ezio wants. Instead she remains seated and tilts her head as if confused as to why Ezio can't enter.]
[And he drops out of sight, grabbing onto the edge of the windowsill before finally getting out of view entirely.
Being the maestro he is, Ezio moves quickly- already making his way past the line of sight from Caterina's window and finding another window that isn't locked. Even better, it's empty, so he slides right in and closes the window once he does so.
But he doesn't come out of the room just yet. No, let's wait to see what Caterina does first. Then he'll make a move.]
[The first thing she does... is unlock the window. Then she goes to her door, opens it, and leans against the door frame, waiting for Ezio. She doesn't know if he'll actually use the stairs, but since he probably isn't coming in through her window, it's likely he'll be entering through the hall.]
But here, he's managed to go to the nearest widow, which happens to be Hope's.
Which connects to a bathroom.
Which happens to connect to Caterina's room.
Molto bene. B)
So Ezio quietly makes his way through the boy's room, careful not to disturb anything in the process, and waits in the bathroom, feet silent as he moves forward. After a quick glance out, he notices she's currently by the door, but he's not going to say anything- not yet.
Not until he creeps up behind her and can only grin with her back to him.]
[It would be nice to say that Caterina coolly turned and grinned at Ezio, but unfortunately for her pride she flinched when Ezio's voice came from behind her and not in front of her like she was expecting.
Damn. Of course, the two rooms were connected by the bathroom... she should have thought of that.
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[she's not helping]
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[they are 17 years old i swear to god]
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[yup]
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[actually she's totally going to do that just to see what happens]
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fasjhgafsgjhfas oh my god caterina no DAMMIT DON'T MAKE HIM USE THE DOOR DOORS ARE FOR NORMAL PEOPLE BT HE IS NOT A NORMAL PERSON HE HATES CLIMBING STAIRS AND YOU'RE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR.]
È vero, you probably should.
[WELL HE'S ALREADY FORMULATING PLAN B, FUCK YOU CONTESSA HE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY IN THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE STAIRS.]
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is she actually keeping track? she'll never tell]
It'd be a shame to have to close it, though, it's such a nice day outside.
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[You are so cruel to him, this is why he loves knowing you Caterina.]
And some visitors may not always be as troublesome as you may think.
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[AND OH LOOK THERE MAY JUST BE AN ITALIAN SITTING ON YOUR WINDOWSILL how did he even get there.]
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She smiles and waves at him. Hellooooo, Ezio.]
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So that just causes him to smirk, a hand tapping on the glass and head tilting rather innocently.]
Aprire, Caterina.
[He knows she won't. That would be too easy. But he doesn't mind humoring her if that means he can lead her on how he wants to. B)]
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He feigns a moment of looking as if he's in thought, and then motions downwards with his hands.
'Do you want me to use the normal way?'
He's giving you the option to tell him to use the stairs, Caterina. Not like he'll actually listen, but. He's a gentleman. When he wants to be.]
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After all, the window's stuck.]
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[And he drops out of sight, grabbing onto the edge of the windowsill before finally getting out of view entirely.
Being the maestro he is, Ezio moves quickly- already making his way past the line of sight from Caterina's window and finding another window that isn't locked. Even better, it's empty, so he slides right in and closes the window once he does so.
But he doesn't come out of the room just yet. No, let's wait to see what Caterina does first. Then he'll make a move.]
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But here, he's managed to go to the nearest widow, which happens to be Hope's.
Which connects to a bathroom.
Which happens to connect to Caterina's room.
Molto bene. B)
So Ezio quietly makes his way through the boy's room, careful not to disturb anything in the process, and waits in the bathroom, feet silent as he moves forward. After a quick glance out, he notices she's currently by the door, but he's not going to say anything- not yet.
Not until he creeps up behind her and can only grin with her back to him.]
Are you waiting for someone, bella?
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Damn. Of course, the two rooms were connected by the bathroom... she should have thought of that.
Anyway. She'll do that turn and eyebrow raise.]
It seems my fortifications were lacking.
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[LEANING RIGHT INTO YOUR SPACE AGAIN oh hello Caterina.]
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Let's hope so.
So then. I don't recall stealing anything from you.
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